And it turns out that all Tom Cruise does is send cakes to people.
But now I feel like a failure, because Tom Cruise has never sent me a cake.
Was this entire piece a ploy to get Tom Cruise to send me a cake?
It’s as if Tom Cruise has decided that Christmas will happen and now, purely because of that, it’s happening.
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